Source: iraffiruse
lol it’s my last day so I am going to dress up as a slut lol because I am so quirky and original and youthful and it shows you can’t tame me and I break the rules and lol I’m dressed as a slut lol it’s my last day of school YOLO
Sex is the weirdest thing because one person puts their protruding bit of flesh into a HOLE IN ANOTHER PERSON’S BODY and like rubs it around in there until genetic material is injected into that other person which combines with a DIFFERENT bit of genetic material and BECOMES ANOTHER PERSON like WHAT
(via lifeis4chumps)
Source: you-are-an-airplane
hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow
hey americans have fun paying your health care
HAVE TO REBLOG THIS. I HAVE TO.
(via goodefornothing)
Source: im-a-walking-paradox
Source: nayariverax
For the love of god stop using ‘messy’ to describe your drunken rampages. Fuck it’s gross.
‘Messy night.’ NO. STOP RIGHT THERE.
BRO THERE IS NOTHING TO EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
Why are you keeping dry, cupboard food such as crisps and ramen in the fucking fridge?!?!?!
(via shitshilarious)
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